I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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