ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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