Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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