Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
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