I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
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