There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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