do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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