guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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