I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
you told grandpa to call you daddy
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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