What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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