just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
party gras won. party gras always wins.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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