i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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