At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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