No, drunk sperm still make babies.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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