Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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