I hate your face
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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