I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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