yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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