Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
PANTIES FOUND
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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