Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
A bitchslap is in order.
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