Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
i just google imaged poop.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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