this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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