Cold hands, warm shart.
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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