why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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