quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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