did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I feel like abortions should bother me more
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
We have so much sex to catch up on
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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