I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
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