Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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