If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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