Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Are we still banned from the library?
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
Randomize
