these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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