Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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