in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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