You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I just googled if crying burns calories
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
