Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
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