Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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