thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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