Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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