maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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