I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
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