her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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