On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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