this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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