Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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