I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
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