That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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