11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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