Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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