fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Randomize
