He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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