so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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