It's Friday. Sex?
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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